Flash Gordon (1980)

Share your impressions, critiques, and sexual awakenings.

My little gay brain exploded when I saw his Playgirl pix.

To this day, whenever someone says "mushroom head" I think of him.

How can you go wrong with Queen doing the soundtrack?

Turkish Flash Gordon is handsome.

But the Ming looks like a hobo.

Brian Blessed as king of the Hawkmen cemented my type for the rest of my life.

The movie tries a little too hard, but Max von Sydow as Ming the Merciless is one of my favorite villains. He has the best reason ever for wanting to destroy Earth: he’s bored.

“Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?”

Make bondage video collage.

Very camp decor.

A beautiful but vacuous hero.

Too many supporting actors.

Queen performs Flash live.

Gronk for Flash Gordon 2023.

Big deal, I showed my pre-Code ass long before that ho did!

^ ❤️ Sexy Buster Crabbe in shorty shorts with outrageous belt as Flash.

Who’s seen Flesh Gordon?

Campy film, schlockey special effects, great music, but I enjoyed it for what it was then as now entertaining.

See “Prince Precious” in trailer for Flesh Gordon.

Prince Precious is intriguing .

I miss Max.

He should've held back from appearing in these poor supporting roles.

How to attain these eyebrows?

^ His spider eyebrows matched Marlene's.

Check out this documentary about Sam J. Jones “Life After Flash”. The cast includes gay actor Peter Wyngarde who was busted for cottaging in a public bathroom. Brian Blessed comes off as entirely barmy. Jones’ ego and lack of professionalism nearly scuttled the film when he walked out of the production and nearly his career.

[quote] Brian Blessed comes off as entirely barmy.

Yes, foul-mouthed and worse than the late Oliver Reed.

I would enjoy Sam's balls slapping against my chin as his beer can cock fills my mouth.

Ornella Muti was unbelievably beautiful.

When Timothy Dalton's beauty started to fade, it faded fast. He went from gorgeous to craggy in short order.

But lord, what a bitch time is.

Wasn't Sam dubbed in the movie?

I love the way Ornella Muti says "my secret pleasure moon."

^ Depraved sex kitten Princess Aura is absolute gold in this movie.

Gays liked the men and the color palate and costumes

I CRAVE Timothy Dalton in his green tights.

Sam J Jones was 21 when he did the Playgirl shoot

[quote] color palate and costumes

R35 color palette and costumes

It's funny. I remember him having a much better body than he actually did.

By today's standards, he a bit flabby and out of shape.

Where can I stream this movie, free or PPV?

Anyway, my one piece of gossip is this: I heard one of those "I met this guy who knows this guy" story, and apparently somewhere in California there was a regular working guy who was going around saying that he was up for the lead in "Flash Gordon", and it was between him and Jones. And Jones was willing to fuck the right people, and he wasn't, so Jones got the role.

For all the good it did him.

[quote] one piece of gossip

One piece of second-hand gossip.

R45, as gossip tends to be.

Carpet doesn't match the drapes in that photo.

Poseidon’s Underworld has some great photos of Sam Jones.

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